Fly Free, Metal Sky Bird!
Little known fact: pilots actually perform an extensive, intricate ritual prior to takeoff. They pray to the sky gods which imbue them with the ability to control metal sky birds with their minds. Telekinesis! Magneto would be jealous. But, just as it takes two to tango, it takes a village to make that metal sky bird soar.
Everyone on the metal sky bird must incessantly chant “Sky Bird!” until the aforementioned metal sky bird feels like taking on “The Big Blueness.” So, combine the passenger chants with the pilot’s slipshod commandeering of telekinesis and the sky gods’ will, the metal sky bird shall fly. Or this Twitter use is messing with us all.