Jeff the Anteater
According to this Twitter user, the HR guy at their job may or may not be an anteater. Jeff the anteater, to be exact. The tweet illustrates a scenario wherein the boss asks employees what they want for lunch. Some answer “pizza.” Some say “sushi.” Now, said Twitter user responds with “ants,” and suspiciously stares at Jeff for a response. You know, because he may or may not eat ants.
This is quite the cliffhanger. Will we ever find out if Jess responds? Is he really an anteater? Does he file an HR complaint against the employee in question for their assumption that he eats ants? Unfortunately, we’ll never know, but we can always speculate. That’s what fan fiction is for! Let’s expand upon the Jeff the Anteater Cinematic Universe!