Jolene, Jolene…
If you’re Dolly Parton, then you’re a legendary country musician who historically wrote two songs in one day: “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You.” Both iconic tunes were released in 1974. How does one compete with a lyrical and musical genius like Parton? Now, imagine if your hubby ran into “Jolene” at the store…
Your man claims that he ran into Jolene at the store. Apparently, she mentioned that you left “kind of an intense” voicemail on her answering machine. Well, you were begging her to not take your man. The voicemail was destined for intensity. So, was her beauty beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair? With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green?