Relatable Tweets That Reveal the Oddities of the Human Mind

Do you ever wish that the trash panda rifling through the garbage cans outside your home was your pet? Well, you’re not the only one. The tweet below illustrates a close bond between one person and their domesticated raccoon. Said raccoon has an avid love for lasagna and goes on quirky adventures with its owner. We sense the perfect plot for a sitcom!

Additionally, this Twitter user requests that their domesticated, lasagna-eating raccoon have the ability to do magic. But, if that’s too much to ask for, they understand. Make him a foul-mouthed creature and you essentially have Rocket Raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy as your pet. That could be fun! You could partake in space shenanigans!