Relatable Tweets That Reveal the Oddities of the Human Mind

Ah, childhood. Trying to be surreptitious around your parents was a hobby in and of itself. A game of cat and mouse, except you’re the mouse ensconced within that hole in the garage wall that doesn’t come out to antagonize the cat. This includes, but isn’t limited to: playing video games when you weren’t supposed to.

Picture it – you concealing your Nintendo DS underneath your pillow while pretending to be asleep. Your parents buying it every time. You patting yourself on the back for being the conniving deceiver you always knew you could be. You should be showered in awards for this. Why aren’t there awards for feigning sleep in front of your parents? We digress.