Can’t Touch This
In life, there will be certain moments when you realize that for some people, appearances are everything. And whilst appearances are a big part of life and even help us present ourselves to society in a way that we see fit, they aren’t the only important thing. But not everyone thinks that way…
Clearly, this person thinks that their car is the most precious thing in the world and that no one is allowed to even park near it, hence the traffic cones. This person probably takes these traffic cones everywhere that they go in order to deter people from parking next to them and potentially damaging their car.