Just Like an Action Star
When life gives you lemonades, you have two choices. First, fling those lemons at bad drivers. Second, make lemonade. The person who left this note decided on the latter. Whenever this inconsiderate motorist parks their car on the walkway, this person gets to play out their inner-action fantasies by sliding across the car’s hood.
There’s a third hidden choice you can take when life gives you lemons. Slide across the hood of an illegally parked, scratching the paint job with your belt and pocket rivets. We only hope that this person called all of their friends to join in on the hood-sliding fun.