The Fleas
When it comes to passive-aggressive notes, this one takes the cake. You can cuss a blue streak on paper at bad drivers, but you have to be a literary genius to come up with this good of a note. A 20-mule team, two elephants, and a goat, along with African pygmies? How do you come up with this sort of stuff?
It’s only a shame that this person doesn’t have the authority to hand two parking violation tickets to this car owner. But the writer of this articulate letter got one thing wrong. The owner of this badly parked vehicle falls into all three categories.