Parking With a Ferret
Some people leave articulate messages, others are Spider-Man trying to correct others’ parking job. And the rest of us will simply assume that you were parking while being gnawed at by ferocious ferrets. You’d be surprised by just how many drivers are bad drivers because ferrets somehow broke into the vehicle.
Seriously, there’s no excuse for not parking correctly. Unless you don’t have a driver’s license, then you shouldn’t be on the road in the first place. It’s good to give others the benefit of the doubt and assume that a pack of rabid animals were trying to bite the junk off of the driver.