This Person is Special
Look at me! I have a nice car that needs to park in two spaces because I don’t want you scratching up my doors. This doesn’t actually sound like a bad thing. Maybe if they made parking spaces wider, we wouldn’t have this problem. Or maybe, just maybe, inconsiderate drivers would take it as a personal challenge since, after all, they’re special.
The worst thing about this picture is that the parking lines aren’t single lines! They’re blocks that provide enough room to swing a door halfway open without trading paint! To park your car on the line means you’re a very special kind of special. The kind that needs a good smack upside the head.