Winner
If someone parks poorly once, we can probably forgive them. Maybe a harshly worded note will suffice. If they park like that twice, it’s safe to assume that ferrets or other wild animals were involved. However, if they park inconsiderately for an entire month, then maybe something’s wrong with that person.
Or maybe they heard about the inconsiderate parkers award and wanted to set a new record. Nowadays, you can win awards for anything. Participation, hoping to participate but bailing at the last minute, poor parking etiquette. Now, they finally have something to hang up on their walls.