Might Belong on Grindr Instead?
Ryan took a few moments to promote the personal trainer he and his wife use to stay in shape. You don’t maintain the perfect physique without paying someone to yell in your ear all day, right? Anyway, it was this trainer who helped Ryan turn his doughy bod into a superhero’s build.

When Blake saw the comment, she just had to give Ryan a good jab in the ribs. She edited the post, claiming that Ryan swipes right whenever he sees their trainer appear on his screen. We have bad news for you, Blake. Where do you think Ryan found the trainer? That’s right, On Grindr! Just kidding, y’all.