You’re Huge!
You know what they say about being parents. It’s time to give up the sports cars and flush your dreams down the toilet. As soon as your first child comes around, you downgrade to a minivan and become a soccer mom who drinks wine from a Capris Sun pouch in the stands.

Well, that’s not the case for Blake. After seeing a truck carrying Ryan’s brand of gin, she knew her life wasn’t over. Who needs a minivan when you can ride around in a huge truck with your husband’s face on the side? Sure, drinking and driving isn’t right, but drinking and being driven around is A-OK.