Grody Goodies
“A fake severed hand, a pillow, a [dog poop] bag with candy in it, a screwdriver set, a rubber band shooter, a couple of comics, a pin, a magnet, a hat, and a swearing coloring book.” It sounds like the contents of a discount mystery bag bought in a joke shop, but this was Redditor PyroKid883’s Secret Santa haul from someone with unique connections.
It turns out their Secret Santa was an employee at Adult Swim, the popular nighttime tv network geared towards adults who love dark, raunchy humor. The sender also included a letter apologizing that he hadn’t reviewed PyroKid883’s profile and bought gifts more in line with his interests, but PyroKid883 was entertained and appreciative. Next time someone asks them for a hand, they can give it to them.