Pauli wants inclusion
Pauli want a cracker? Pauli isn’t allowed to have a cracker. In fact, Pauli isn’t allowed here because of the Pauli Exclusion Principle. In reality, the Pauli Exclusion Principle has to do with electrons and stuff, not a banning of parrots from a certain venue.
We probably understand why Pauli isn’t allowed in school or anywhere else outside of its cage. Parrots are freaking loud, and they can mimic all kinds of phrases. You could probably teach your pet parrot about the Pauli Exclusion Principle, and it’ll recite it back to you perfectly. Everybody needs a pet Pauli in their lives.