No more straight
On this list this straight person was so dumb they did not know what a heterosexual was. News flash straight is not an official term, heterosexual is, so they should have definitely circled that instead. But they chose to take a shot at the radical left and not address their own mistake.
We bet that whoever got this form after they were done filling it out must have had a good laugh about the whole thing. They probably showed it to their colleagues and together everyone broke out in tears. It is nice to know that we all can still have a sense of humor over other people’s silly mistakes.