WHAT ARE THOSE?!
Awesome, this guy has the latest pairs of Jordans! Those things cost like $400 at the store! We never really understood why people would spend so much on sneakers, but if they make you play basketball like MJ, we say go for it. Oh, they don’t? Then what’s the purpose?
…Wait one darn minute. Those shoes are fake! This guy probably has the best photo editors at his disposal to make it look like he’s wearing Jordans! Man oh man, he got us good. Bravo, random internet user. Your trickery had gone unnoticed for longer than we’d like to admit.