The Most Haunting Secret of Them All, Literally
Poor u/creepyknight was sharing their house with undead guests as a child, and they didn’t even know it. We get why their parents kept this one a secret. Kids are already afraid of the monsters and spirits living in their imaginations, so there’s no way to tell your child the house is haunted and have it go over well.
Imagining that your grandmother is puttering around upstairs doing old people stuff is significantly more comforting than the idea of unknown ghosts banging around in the attic, but if you’re brave enough to start a career in banishing ghosts, Job Monkey claims you could make between $35k-50k a year as an exorcist. Imagine adding that to your Tinder bio.