Potty Mouth
When we’ve been wronged and anger swells up in our heads, it can feel much more attractive to listen to the little devil hovering above our shoulder than the angel struggling to keep our name on the guest list at the pearly gates of heaven, and u/WhatUpMyKnitta’s mom is proof of that.
We always thought the ‘ol toothbrush trip to the toilet only happened in silly prank montages in movies. We didn’t know people actually did it to their spouses in the heat of the moment. It’s not even a good idea if you think about the fact that you’ll be kissing their potty mouth after making up.