The Deposit Box of Secrets
You know the saying, “Save the drama for your mama,” but what do you do when your dad tells you out of nowhere that your mama may in fact be the drama? If u/root-bound’s dad is to be believed, there’s more to their mom than the loving woman who made their favorite meals and kissed their boo-boos all better.

But what could her secret be? Is she an international spy? Is she an evil twin? By the sound of her laugh, dad might just be drumming up the drama, but u/root-bound won’t know for (hopefully) a very long time. Either way, we’re going to need an update on the mysterious mom.