The Lost Year
Remember that one time your aunt and grandma kidnapped you for a year and shaved your head to disguise you as a boy to avoid getting caught and told everyone you’re still in your terrible twos even though you’re fantastically four? No? We might tuck that one away in the folder of forgotten memories too.

This Redditor went on to explain that her grandma and aunt snatched her up because they suffered from a severe case of baby fever, and her mother didn’t want them around. She was finally reunited with her real mom after she sent a private investigator to track her down and bring her home.