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Alright, even we have to admit that the following “conspiracy theory” is totally nuts, but bear with us. What if the lightsaber, the deadliest weapon in the galaxy, wasn’t created by a cow-like Jedi in some random planet tucked away at the edge of a galaxy? What if it was actually Big Prosthetics who made lightsabers to sell more prosthetics?
We told you this theory was nuts. Anyway, we’ve seen countless Jedis and Darth Lords slicing off the limbs of their foes. And what do you do when you’re missing a hand? You get fitted for a prosthetic, right? They don’t have 3D printing in the Star Wars galaxy.