Old graduation photos
After seeing this meme, we sort of understand why Yoda had a deep dislike for Anakin. Nobody’s supposed to know about Yoda’s past, let alone his embarrassing graduation photos, but to expose them for everyone is a total jerk-move. And that’s why you’ll never be a Jedi Master, Anakin.
Yoda had a lot more hair back then. He also couldn’t drink water, eat food, or see light after 12 AM out of fear of becoming a demonic monster that tears into human flesh. To bring back such horrific memories to the Grand Master of the Jedi Council was completely unnecessary.