New York, New York
Well, isn’t that just comforting? I always knew that New York was dangerous, but I didn’t realize that I had to worry about getting bitten by strangers. It’s time to start carrying around a can of pepper spray wherever I go. Who needs a shark cage when you have mace, right?
In all seriousness, though, it’s a little concerning to think about the dangers that lurk in our cities. It may be time to invest more in crime prevention and safety measures to protect ourselves and our communities. After all, we can’t rely on our good looks and charm to keep us safe forever.