Baby Cancer
If you’re one of those astrology people like me who knows your crush is only acting up because they’re an asparagus and mercury is currently in Gatorade messing everything up, then you already knew what this bib was all about. However, this design is bizarre and disturbing if you’re not into birth charts and predicting your future from the stars.
We’ve got the words “Baby Cancer,” a crab, and what appears to be the number 69 all thrown together into what looks like absolute nonsense. While it seems like a strange ode to a terrible disease, the bib is simply part of a line of zodiac sign-themed clothing for babies, and cancers got the short end of the design stick on this one.