Bleeding Minion Bottle
Look, we know we’ve packed on a few pounds and quit working out for a while, but it’s not that bad. This bottle is being so dramatic. If it’s going to lurk in our shower, eyeing us as we slough off the stress of the day with a loofa, it could at least do so with less judgment.
Bottle leaks happen sometimes, but the unfortunate design of this minion bottle, coupled with the blood-red colored body wash, makes for a nightmarish figure nobody wants in the bathtub with them during their most vulnerable moments. This might be a product for kids, but the possibility of bloody eyes makes it feel rated-R.