I Didn’t Need My Eyes Anyways
It’s six-o-clock in the morning. You’re rubbing away the sleep from your eyes along with the hazy remnants of that weird dream you just had. Your body aches for energy, so you drag your feet to the kitchen, where you pour a hot cup of coffee into your cute new Etsy mug that stabs you right in the eyeballs.
Wait, what? It sounded like a pretty standard morning routine until the violent end. This adorable handmade mug meant well but is best served as one of those things you enjoy looking at rather than using unless you want to risk not having eyes to look at things with anymore.