A Face Only A Mother Could Love
People come in all shapes and sizes, bearing all kinds of features, but let’s be honest. This baby doll looks like it’s already done with life and would rather be shoved back into the womb away from the annoyances of the world. It also looks like it might steal your kid’s lunch money.
The expression on this doll’s face is so menacing that the manufacturers placed a disclaimer on the box to reassure consumers that this baby is indeed sweet despite its mean-mugging appearance. This might be the human toy version of your neighbor’s dog, who snarls, drools, and tries to attack you while wearing a nametag that reads “cupcake.”