Be Careful What You Wish For
Sure, it might seem cute at first to have someone else to share your enormous secret stash of addicting Doritos with, but what happens when you’re down with a food baby, ready to move on in the day and their cravings are completely out of control? And what if they’re a goat and can’t be logically reasoned with?
This goat will destroy everything you love just to get its hooves on another bag of nacho cheese Doritos. The screaming bleats heard across the house and incessant crunching haunt every brain cell you have left. Your popsicle stick fortress is defeated with a single headbutt. Now you know why that guy got rid of his goat.