Cheating with Cheetos
This commercial is the story of two kinds of people colliding into one. Those who don’t want to help anyone do anything, and those who can’t touch anything because their hands are magnets for Cheeto dust. Admitting you don’t want to be a team player is harder than making yourself so grimy nobody wants your help anyways.
So, the next time you want to get out of hands-on chores, just grab a bag of the cheesiest Cheetos you can find and shrug your way out of responsibility while shoveling delicious snacks into your face hole. Nobody will blame you; they’ll just think you have an unsupportive friend with a junk food problem.