He Should Have Been on The Office
We all know someone like Mitch. They milk the clock, slowly meandering around the office, sipping on their coffee, making pit stops for chit-chat at every employee’s desk until they reach their own and fire up a game of solitaire in a window hiding behind their excel spreadsheet. Something needs to be done about these time thieves.
Thankfully, Reebok had the perfect solution to every office manager’s productivity woes by lending out the “terrible” Terry Tate to set everyone straight. The lesson here? You might want to invest in a good helmet and full-body pads if you plan on stealing time in this office, or you could hire your own linebacker for protection.