Farts, Toots, Whispers; It’s All The Same
Farts are a touchy subject for many women. Some would turn as red as the bottom of a pair of Louboutins if anyone heard them toot, and then there are those who rip them loud and proud anytime, anywhere, like in the middle of the cereal aisle in a Walmart.
This girl is the best of both worlds and wants everyone to know it. She’s feminizing her farts by calling them whispers, which leads us to believe her pretty poots smell more like a Yankee Candle than last night’s Taco Bell. However, she’s also not denying she’ll blast a few stink clouds that sound like Chewbacca.