Excuses, Excuses
When you’ve got plans and a partner who takes their sweet time to get out the door, it can be hard to explain why you’re running behind. Pointing at your partner and announcing that they move as slow as a glacier will only earn you an earful when you get home, and maybe even a breakup.
Musician Kristen Mosca, otherwise known on Instagram as kristenpoops has no problem with her boo telling everyone the very specific reason they’re a few flushes behind. There’s no shame in her poop game, but how about yours? Would you be ready to send your partner down the drain for wearing this?