Fair Warning
Nothing commands our attention like the flying, swooshing red banners with the big, bold letters of a news station breaking a hot story. When we see “Breaking news!” flash on our screens, we shift every molecule of our attention to the tv. Is it a natural disaster? A high-speed car chase?
The breaking news here is far less dramatic than you’d expect. This t-shirt is here to report that its owner has approximately zero care left in the world, so don’t even bother. He may be smiling now, but you’ll be referred to the shirt if you mistakenly think he gives a hoot.