Grab Your Reading Glasses
How many words on a shirt is too many? If it takes you more than a quick glance and you feel like you need to clock out for a coffee break to read all the fine print, that could be a clue. You might need to keep a bookmark handy in case you get tired of reading the novel printed on this shirt.

If you’ve taken that coffee break to take in all the text on this one, you might feel like you just went to a self-help seminar given by every influencer on Instagram. Just be glad you didn’t actually have to empty your life savings to pay for the sage advice.