What’s the Starbucks Name For That Size?
We know the golden rule of not talking to people before they’ve had their coffee, but exactly how much do they need before it’s safe to initiate a conversation without losing our heads? For gamer girl jupiterrjazz, that would be a coffee the size of her butt. Not just one cheek. The whole caboose.

Those are some serious caffeine needs, which could only be rivaled by Toddlers & Tiaras star Honey Boo Boo, who used to chug 20-ounce bottles of Go-Go Juice. The aptly named energy potion was a concoction of Mountain Dew and Red Bull. Which one of these two ladies do you think got the caffeine shakes first?