Not The Answer We Expected
It’s been a while. You meet up with a dear old friend to catch up on life over the past decades, and he’s beaming bright with that glow only love can give as he gushes about his new wife. Naturally, you ask where the lovebirds met, and then he whips off his jacket to reveal this monstrosity.
Nowadays, it isn’t uncommon for people to find the love of their lives on the internet, but this probably isn’t what his friends meant when they suggested online dating. They were likely thinking of something a little further from the family tree like Tinder or Bumble. In all seriousness, if that isn’t the smile of a wife whose husband consistently pulls embarrassingly silly stunts, we don’t know what is.