We Thought They Only Existed Online
We finally found the one guy whose wife gave in to the Facebook ad and bought him one of those shirts with ten different fonts rattling off five unrelated pieces of information. It checks off all the boxes by letting us know his birthday month and gender, followed by a threatening statement meant to increase his tough-guy points.
If there’s anything else he wants us to know, like his star sign, where he was born, and what his wife will do if you even look at him, it’s probably on the front of the shirt with another image that has nothing to do with any of the novel printed on it.