That’s Not The Produce Section
Most of us unload our produce into the crisper drawers in our refrigerators after a trip to the grocery store, but whoever wears this shirt will have everyone thinking they’re smuggling vegetables where the sun doesn’t shine. We’re not here to shame, but we have a strong objection to eating anything cooked with said vegetables.
A quick look at the backside of the shirt reveals bell peppers, carrots, and tomatoes, which gives us some relief, but this could have all been cleared up if the designer said they were “on” the rear. However, we don’t doubt that would have created some strange mental imagery as well, so maybe there’s no winning here and everyone should keep their vegetables in the fridge.