That’s What Someone Who Did It Would Say
Grandpa is one of the coolest people around. He might not be throwing down in the kitchen to keep your belly full of all your favorite homecooked meals like Grandma, but he’s always there to get you out of trouble, and you can guarantee he won’t say a word about it.

If you think you might find yourself in hot water down in San Diego, take this shirt with you. You can plead the fifth and let your shirt do the talking for you, but remember the creepy eyes might give you away. Just make sure you commit your crimes before Grandpa’s bedtime.