At Least She’s Honest
It’s rough out there for anyone stuck in the dating game. After every bad experience, you remind yourself there’s always more fish in the sea, but it gets tiring wading through all the catfish and emotional piranhas ready to devour your heart. Luckily, you can see this one coming from a mile away, thanks to her t-shirt.
T-shirt aside, this gorgeous girl looks like a catch, so we won’t blame you for ignoring her warning and frantically swiping right anyways. However, we highly recommend you comb through your insurance policy to make sure they cover all the sessions you’ll need before sending her your best pick-up line.