The Perfect Date
Everyone has their own idea of what they believe to be the perfect date. Whether it be a horse ride and carriage through Central Park, an evening at the movies, or just having dinner by the beach at sunset, we all have our preferences. Some people however have an entirely different idea of what a perfect date is.
The literal response to this question is exceptionally funny, so much so that we are going to use it the next time we need to get out of going on a date. The great thing about the English language is that there are so many ways to use a word in so many different contexts. And this usage was very well received.