Taken the bait
This text exchange, in which someone cleverly traps their boyfriend with a series of ambiguous statements, is one of our favorites. The woman in this photo informs her partner that she intends to dye her hair black, pierce various parts of her face, and get a tattoo.
She pounces when her partner asks why. Alan, be on the lookout. Alan, who had asked for this, should have known better than to like the picture of another girl.