Showering for a while
We laughed out loud at this text exchange, especially because the funny woman in question refuses to give up. This lady takes a week to respond to a simple “Hey” message. When she finally responds, she gives the lamest of all excuses: “I was in the shower.”
When her admirer confirms that she is telling the truth when she says she was in the shower for a week, she responds by nodding and looking him in the eyes.