I’m not in need of you
Yes, we just claimed that telling someone to back off doesn’t require witty lines. That isn’t to say we don’t like them. We love this woman’s work, which shows up when her ex texts her the irritating message “babe wyd I’m bored.” Shudder.
This is a genuinely heroic comeback, and we admire this woman for going all in. She asks if he’s air, then asks if he’s water, before declaring that she doesn’t require his services. Boom!