There’s One in Every Family
Jeff makes a very good point in this tweet. He reminds everyone that if you can’t spot the drunk uncle at Thanksgiving dinner, then YOU are the drunk uncle at Thanksgiving. Let that marinate in your brain for a bit and see if any self-realizations happen. You good? Okay. Moving on!
Every single family that serves adult beverages during Thanksgiving has that one relative that drinks a little too much. If you happen to be that person, just make sure you don’t say or do anything you’ll regret in the morning. Don’t tell your cousin that you hated her wedding dress and don’t steal the turkey leg from your toddler-age nephew.