The Kid’s Table
Josh got some serious Dad Judgment™ during Thanksgiving and he hasn’t been able to live it down. One year, Josh’s dad told him he was banished to the kid’s table during dinner. Since Josh is a grown adult, he incredulously asked why he had to sit with the little kids.
His dad gave him a pop quiz in adulthood, asking if he knew what an electrical fuse was. He didn’t know, but he also didn’t know why his dad was asking him that. Then his dad asked who SpongeBob’s best friend was. Josh automatically knew the answer to this question and then immediately understood his dad’s point. Touché.