Sacrificial Turkey
Well, this tweet from Chris Worthington sure takes an unexpected turn! He tweeted out a mini-listicle titled “How to Prepare for Thanksgiving.” This list sounds interesting, and there are only four simple steps. Who wouldn’t want to keep reading? Turns out these steps have way more than most people bargained for, though.
To have a successful Thanksgiving, you first have to carve the turkey. Easy enough. Next… wait… the turkey has somehow been carved into a pentagram. How did that happen? Also, how is that even possible?! Next, candles magically appear, and it seems to be getting ominous. Chris ends his tweet with, “There is so much fire,” which is very concerning. We hope Chris is okay.