A History Lesson
Here we have a history lesson in the form of a Twitter listicle. The Cultured Ruffian outlined instructions for celebrating Thanksgiving the way the pilgrims did back in 1621. First, take your “little pilgrims” (aka your kids and family), show up at a random stranger’s house, and eat all their food.
After you’re done eating, don’t leave! Inform the homeowners that it’s your house, you live there full time now, and they have to get out. This is obviously meant to be a sarcastic metaphor for how the pilgrims colonized and pushed indigenous people off their land when they settled in the Americas.