Seek and Destroy
Have you ever been so obsessed with a celebrity or band that you were sure you knew more about them than they did and were willing to embarrass yourself online just to prove your undying love for them? This Metallica fan who “even [spells] it with a capital A” sure did. They even went as far as to accuse the band of being a “know it all fan.”
We’re going to give this superfan the biggest benefit of the doubt we’ve ever issued and say that maybe they missed the big blue checkmark and were so eager to show off their Metallica trivia smarts that they thought they were replying to Slade Vera for the second time instead of their idols. Are we being too generous? Either way, they were wrong.